Today's Agenda:
1. Talk about nothing in particular.
2. Stare at the wall for an hour.
3. Discuss the meaning of life, but only for an hour.
Adjournment:
When the coffee machine breaks, we'll adjourn. Until then, we're stuck here.
Welcome, committee member. We're glad you're here. We've got nothing important to talk about, but we'll try to make it sound like it matters.
Today's Agenda:
1. Talk about nothing in particular.
2. Stare at the wall for an hour.
3. Discuss the meaning of life, but only for an hour.
Adjournment:
When the coffee machine breaks, we'll adjourn. Until then, we're stuck here.